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Japan Day One: Kicked Out (09/04/2007)

I was rather anxious about going down to London Kings Cross Station. Family had told me that I would not be able to stay at Heathrow Airport overnight, which was my plan. The alternative was to stay at Kings Cross until morning, then head to Heathrow at about 5 am. On arrival, at about ten to midnight, I wandered round a little, searching for some place to sit in the station until dawn. There were plenty of seats: people didn’t seem to want to hang round. It was quite cold so I got a tea and a cinnamon danish (you can’t beat cinnamon danish!) and settled on a cold metal seat.

Soon after, a drunk appeared. It wasn’t immediately apparent that he was drunk, in fact I only noticed him after he projectile vomited what could only be described as “purple”. Clearly dazed and also ridiculously apologetic, he hovered around this purple until an attendant came and tried to clean it up himself, including some rather comical falls over his own mess.

Having established my place in the station for the night, it was just a waiting game until morning. I started playing games such as “looking for every letter of the alphabet in signs at the station” – ‘J’ was quite hard to find. It wasn’t until five minutes before the last train departed (about 1.35 am) that I was informed that the station shuts after the last train, and that I had to leave.

So I wandered round and stopped at the second hotel I came to, Hotel California. I smiled and withdrew the urge to hum The Eagles as I entered. Getting a room proved to be quite a problem for the man on the desk, but he managed to fit me in at the reduced rate of £40 for the night (read three hours). After struggling up ten flights of stairs with my rather large suitcase, there I settled until morning came.

Review Of An Evening

Drunk Version

The flame. The most primitive of inventions of man, that still captivates the minds of the modern man. Even after a whole night’s conversation, including the antics of a plumber and how a female can prove unattractive over time, and even after escaping the clutches of "the perfume man" in the toilets of Revolution (and after watching a muted version of Spongebob Squarepants on a big LCD TV), a single flame can stay vividly in the exploratory mind of a young adult human male.

FIIIIIIRE!

Expect a sequel, usually the night after sobering up…

24 Hours

In the last 24 hours, I’ve had a suicide note, a damsel in distress and a shortage of flames. An extraordinary sequence of events. Still room for one more though :) The suicide note turned out to be mere drunken ramblings; a woman was knocking on the windows trying to find her boyfriend, who lives nextdoor; and the pilot light went out, so I couldn’t shower until the gas man came.

It’s funny what you learn about yourself when you elect not to shower in the morning…