I just read an article written last year by Damien Mulley called "How To Use Google To Get A Girl And Get Laid". It’s quite tongue-in-cheek but nonetheless funny. It is incredible the extent to which Google can be a part of a person’s life, and to that end how much it can control a person’s life.
Soon after writing that article, Mulley received thousands of hits. Bastard - I want that! So prepared for a guide coming soon. In the mean time, I shall probably rip off hardwords.net because, unfortunately, Weiran and I decided it wasn’t working and that we should close it down. We’re working on new ideas for it. Suggestions gratefully received. 
That article has been viewed a few hundred thousand times at this stage. One wonders how you found my article though.
Don’t worry about calling me a bastard, see here: http://www.mulley.net/2007/05/20/hugh-macleod-business-cards-every-asshole-should-have-one/