I have already told Nick (a Liverpool supporter), and now I shall tell all Liverpool supporters.
Should Liverpool sign Dirk Kuyt from Feyenoord, I shall not speak to any Liverpool supporters from the hours of 2am to 5am every day from the day of signing until the day either I or every Liverpool supporter dies. That is how annoyed I will be.
So let Liverpool Football Club realise that signing Dirk Kuyt could result in the persecution of its fans…
There… that told them!
I don’t get it? How so?
you’ll not be talking to them ,he’s gone to Liverpool.
Oh, was Newcastle trying to sign him too?
Lol you think?
Avert your eyes.
Erm… nocturnal sign language anyone?